Personal Q&A
Well, they couldn’t! But I suppose a savory piece of turkey jerky and a belly rub could possibly help, I mean, hypothetically of course. I don’t want to discourage you from trying though…..please try!!!!
First of all, I resent that label. I have a Masters in Bark-itecture (MBA) and I’m only five! Bet you couldn’t even tie your shoes at my age! #rude. Secondly, studies show that having a dog in the workplace promotes interactions between staff resulting in an improved social atmosphere, and that dogs reduce the stress of owners. Pretty powerful stuff for someone who gets paid in biscuits and kibbles!
Oh please, my patience is wearing thin with this preposterous age-old question! It’s obvious to anyone who pays attention that this…dog…right…here is the very best of good boys! No further speculation required. Mystery solved.